Here you'll find within the best episode of "The Hills" ever, the best clip of the show...ever. In this clip, good old Douchey Mc Doucherson aka Spencer Pratt tries to win over Heidi "Push Me Over" Montag's family at dinner. Obviously, Spence fails on a number of levels; all of which are hilarious. First, his completely contrived "what an angel" as his is-she-or-isn't-she fiance leaves the table is reminiscent of one of those precocious demon children found in "The Exorcist" and "Children of the Corn" movies. Then, if that's not enough, while Heidi's in the ladies', he goes on to do an even more demonic (yet accurate) impersonation of Heidi's former BFF, Lauren 'LC' Conrad. Confused yet? Good.
Also in the clip, you'll hear the second best quote of the night, from Lauren herself: "Homeboy wore combat boots to the beach. I know you don't want to call that your boyfriend!" Spoken like a true beach-loving fashionista.
I used to keep a special jar of judgment for anyone who watched "The Hills," but now, I see why the seemingly mundane and Sweet Sixteen-ish lives of these California twenty-somethings has captured the hearts of people everywhere. By watching pretty and boring people on TV, your life is instantly given more meaning. Seeing pretty Audrina cry over the fact that her loser boyfriend has left her motorcycle helmet on the couch like he attempted to gray rape her instantly makes me feel like my mini personal and professional breakdowns are completely justified.
The moral of the story: watching "The Hills" will make you laugh and subsequently appreciate your once miserable existence. Get on board.
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