A new, genetically superior baby is coming to town in about seven months! It's the spawn of uber-hottie Halle Berry! Halle has confirmed that she's 3 months knocked up with her model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry's child. Sorry Shiloh and Suri, but your days as 'cutest babies alive' are numbered. Don't believe me? Check out that hotness of a couple above. Baby daddy Gabriel (I'd hit it. Twice.) is a model and mommy is...well, she's the timeless, hotter-than-hot Halle Berry. What more is there to say?
Not only will Shiloh and Suri's blinding beauty be eclipsed by the Aubry/Berry baby-to-be, but today's MILFs like Cindy Crawford, Rachel Hunter, and Heidi Klum are going to look like Nebraskan soccer moms compared to the soon-to-be "MILF of the Universe" Halle Berry.
I wonder if they have laws for the amount of hotness that can co-exist in one home like they do for pets. If so, I'm sure once the little mocha latte bundle of joy pops out, they'll be breaking all kinds of laws.
This baby is going to be so attractive that I wish I could turn myself into an orphan infant, be adopted by Angelina, and marry the hot piece that's growing in Halle Berry's uterus right now. Too far? I need to go cool off.
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