Really, J.Lo? Really!?

Take a good hard look at this folks. This is the face (and body) of a woman who claims she is in no way pregnant. Really!? Jennifer Lopez still refuses to give it up and confirm that she and husband Marc "Skeletor" Anthony are expecting a baby (or babies!). Everyone on the planet has seen a pregnant woman--pregnancy is not really something you can hide from other human beings. This whole situation reminds me of my mom's childhood friend whose older sister had an ever-expanding belly, but her mother told everyone it was a 'tumor.' Nine months later, the tumor came out and was named Tiara. Interesting. Either J.Lo needs to offer some sort of medical explanation for why she's got some a baby-like growth in her abdomen or give it up already!

To be honest, the only reason why people are tolerating J.Lo's less-than-mediocre single 'Do It Well,' and her haggard appearance is because we're expecting a baby out of all of this! Look at that hair! Those chins! That is not the J.Lo we've come to know and tolerate. We're used to Jenny from the block; the Jennifer that rocks the pink diamonds, stilettos, and ripped abs!

Seriously, if homegirl isn't pregnant, then someone needs to get her to the emergency room immediately. I'm no doctor, but I can offer a host of diagnoses; none of which are favorable. Just confirm already! Confirm, confirm, confirm!! And I won't it if your confirmation comes in the form of a newborn wearing a "My Mami Loves Me" onesie. That, J.Lo, will be when you've lost your chance. Halle did it, Nicole did it, and--well, Christina didn't, but that's two out of three, heffa!