Brangelina's Having Twins. Stop it.

Why is it that every celebrity mom has twins!? Jennifer Lopez, Julia Roberts, Marcia Cross, and now Angelina Jolie?! I find it really hard to believe that twins just happen to run in all of their families. Me think there is a bit of an in vitro epidemic going on in Hollywood. Sorry ladies, but in vitro shouldn't be the first alternative just cause you're too skinny to get pregnant on your own. But back to Angie.

If you're keeping score at home, these wonder twins bring the Brangelina total to a whopping 6 kids, all under the age of eight. Are Brad and Angelina insane? They are two kids away from their own TLC show about how they drive a 15-passenger van and buy all of their groceries at Sam's.

Honestly, I get that they're trying to 'help people' and all, but when you're taking a kid from an orphanage and putting them in another, it starts to get a little ridiculous. I wonder what their house looks like. I bet the kids have just one huge room with just rows and rows of beds waiting for the next kids they buy/kidnap/make in a test tube. Seriously, Angelina is starting to remind me of Miss Clavel from 'Madeline.' I bet she makes all of the kiddies wear matching dresses and hats... Even the boys. She's kinky like that. Actually, scratch that. Angelina strikes me more as a Miss Hannigan from 'Annie.' She's probably got Pax and Maddox bringing her drinks with umbrellas in them while Shiloh and Zahara use their baby fingers to rub her toes the way she likes it.

Brangelina's enjoying the whole kid collecting thing now, but they're going to be singing a different tune when they've got 15 little Lohans and Brody Jenners running a meth lab out of their garage and getting knocked up at 16. Seriously, little Hollywood kids never turn out well, and now Brangelina's creating them by the dozen. So Brad, Angie; you can stop now. We get it. You guys like kids. That's cute. Really freaking cute. But have or buy another kid and I will personally cut you myself. That said, little thing one and thing two are probs going to be totes gorge.

I'm jealous.